I have now become a Jill of all trades. You know like Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. WHAT THE HELL WAS JACK DOING WITH A CROWN WHILE JILL CARRIED THE PAIL. THE STORY ENDS LIKE THIS. Jill got up and kicked Jack in the Ass handed him the bucket that had a hole in it anyways, and walked away.
By the way, Jack is still sitting there with his broken crown, crying in his bucket, waiting for DEAR LILA to come and rescue him.
END OF STORY
HUMOR GOES A LONG WAY.
IT GETS YOU THROUGH THE LOSS OF SOMETHING THAT NEVER WAS.
I hope this makes 100 women laugh, it is better than crying. You may develope frown lines and PLASTIC SURGERY COST A FORTUNE.
Nothing left but the house, no place to go and I'm OLD what the heck
Hello just want to see if I can make this work, old Oklahoma woman getting divorced after 25 years we won the house, he wants me to sell it ASAP and give him 1/2 and move out........much more involved but just testing the waters on this forum