Sorry I didn't read your messages earlier but I was having a really good nights sleep.

John
My message was sent in jest as well, hence the little smiley face at the end of it ( a bit like you sticking your tongue out )

Fireman Sam
You guys carry out a truly great service, in fact there are many times I wish I tried to join the FB as I can't think of another good paying job with outstanding benefits that gives me enough time off to have a second job, along with being allowed to sleep when I am at work.
Wow I didn't realise you had the power to stop the LFB attending my house based upon a joke comment, you must be really important.

For the record, all the above comments are only meant to be light hearted, in response to what I presume to be light hearted replies.
There is nothing wrong with working night shift, I've worked them myself.
If I have upset anyone by my remarks then I humbly apologise.
P.S. Please do not let my house burn down as one of the jets screams over and sets fire to one of my hedges