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VERY CONTAGIOUS TO ADULT MALES
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SYMPTOMS: Continual complaint as to need for fresh air, sunshine and relaxation. Patient has blank expression, sometimes deaf to wife and kids. Has no taste for work of any kind. Frequent pawing through tackle box. Hangs out in Sporting Goods stores longer than usual. Secret night phone calls to fishing pals. Mumbles to self. Lies to everyone. NO KNOWN CURE.
TREATMENT: Medication is useless. Disease is not fatal. See your Sporting Goods dealer NOW! Victim should go fishing as often as possible.
Gee that sounds pretty close to Salmonitis??????? Guess i got both diseases Wooo Hoooo Fine by me LOL Take CAre God Bless and Tight Lines LOL DAve From up North
