I hate talking about my age, especially because i still look so young and handsome (LOL) ; but here's a clue:
I have a grandson. His name is River James Neuenschwander (True) . How's that for a handle? I wanted my daughter to name him Lake Winnipesaukee
Neuenschwander, but she wouldn't go for it. LOL
My boss once asked me ( long ago ) why i didn't go out with girls my own age. I told him that my eyes didn't know how old i was. They are starting to figure it out.