Joke, I hope this is OK for the message board, I think so ?
Coming home today from an old friends funeral, 97 years old, I found this joke on my e mail, very appropriate I thought.
I want to live my next life backwards.
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>You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an
>old folks home feeling better every day.
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>You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then
>when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
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>You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
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>You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
>ready for High School.
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>You go to primary school, you become a kid and you play! You have no
>responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... >
>You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like
>conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every
>day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.
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>I rest my case!!!
