quite some stories have already found their way into this writing forum. do not hesitate to activate your keyboard and keep us stunningly gazing on the screen.
Ha! Gotcha! You said you only worked there for a week. Perhaps the other Friday nights those "Reganites" as you call them (they are likely "Bushoids" now) sat in a circle holding hands and reading passages from the bible....... ooops, that's just as bad isn't it?............ Get a haircut!!