if i was a rock star, i'd have to be called:



Britney O'Malley III



or



the Artist formerly known as Olivia Newton-John



or perhaps



the Talia Shire Experience



no doubt about it--fame awaits!

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Yes, if I was a rockstar, I'd have to choose a dynamic and dazzling stage name. For example:



Johnny No-Mark



or



Cat Garfunkel



or perhaps



Stubbs Dylan



or



Tokyo Rose



With names like that, you'd buy my record no matter how bad it was. Come on, admit it - you know you would.