Oh my, you seriously gave me a good chuckle! Especially when you said you have a brain and that makes life so complicated for him! Too funny!! I often think my stbx should get with someone dumb next time, he would feel so much better! And about your offering vans for a fiver, I often think the same about his blasted boat, that I'd fight to get it then give it away or sell it for a dollar just because...
You know, for years I felt so angry, that he treated me, my LIFE like a joke. Now I realize he's been the joke the whole time. Go figure!
Man its been worth it just for the responses from you ladies!!!
I mentioned the need to know exactly who is registered for what (via DVLA obviously cos Im just a 'stupid woman') so we 'can sort this mess out once and for all' ...
He rang the log book company for the car explaining he had lost his and needed an new one to transfer ownership.... I couldnt believe how helpful he was and so quick too, hmmmmmmmmm!!! His explanation? 'I dont want to make life hard for you'. Bless.
I may be a stupid woman but at least Im a stupid woman with a load of vans, that he thinks I dont know about. Unlike him I am able to hold my own water. You never know when it might come in useful...