Oh, and yes, they are married. At least she thinks so. I am pretty sure that the person who performed what I laughingly refer to as the "ceremony" isn't permitted to perform anything of the kind, as I have credentials from the same church -- and he never completed the program, or had his certification notarized.

So I'm pretty confident that their marriage, already built on a foundation of lies and betrayal, isn't any more valid than a driver's license from a box of Cracker Jack.