Geez, that angry at 8:30 on a sunny July morning? Tell the wife you have some stress you need her to relieve.
Nerve struck! F-off 20 something “scout”. As OP said...get a real job before you're exposed! Not a very wise idea to head into a job interview at 30 and tell someone you’ve been scouting 12 year old youth hockey players for the last 10 years.