I heard from eight people today that everyone is going to have to play with their sticks turned over all next season and goals aren’t allowed to be called goals anymore but will just be noted with the symbol Prince changed his name to. At least until there’s a vaccine.

Anybody else hear that too?

Wear your mask dude, i know, i know it’s all over blown

No mask on the ice but players must stay six feet apart. It'll be an early introduction to beer league style of play.

all it takes is one person in the locker room to bring down most of the NEPSACS

Maybe refer to it as Red Chinese Flu? Is that acceptable to the Snowflakes + Thought Police?

My comment wasn't meant to be humorous.