Wow, that is some terrible hockey. 85 percent can't skate. 90 percent can't catch a pass. 98 percent can't break the puck out of the zone. How in gods name are they getting anyone to pay for that, never mind subsidize another team? There is a sucker born every minute.
Wow, they can't skate? Meaning, like, they literally just fall down?
Sounds like you must be seeing some good hockey where you are. What league/team does your kid play on? I'd like to see a game.