Too old? What are you babbling about? I have 3 kids < 14.

More like Kelly’s Roast Beef

Oh geez, sew ‘Smith’ on the kids sweater and he would have finished playing high school hockey a couple years ago. Amazing how this sport works though

So sad for you.

Dude's not wrong. Anyone putting up those stats might want to be playing at a lower level. So sad for everyone.

"Hello, this is Coach Buzz Wannamaker here at the division III powerhouse Littleton University right here outside of Casper Wyoming. We were wondering if you would be interested in playing for us next year....hello? Hello?"

Always a cute little player but what do they say I texas, all hat and no cattle.