You angry drunken parents could never coach the way I do. The moms are crazy and you dad's think you know it all. I'm one of the best coaches around.

You E9 coaches can keep dreaming, EHF rules

Like sand through the hourglass these are the days of our lives

Sorry, OP here. Was on an interview seeing my EBT is going away. Paper or Plastic? Nailed it.

Soap opera parents make this entire thing tick. Without them there would be peace and development, kids heads wouldn't be getting filled with garbage before and after skates, rumors wouldn't be flying around the rink, it just wouldn't be youth hockey. So on behalf of the sane population let me just say Thank you for keeping us entertained and living up to our expectations