Write your check and shut it

Hey ******* I did and my check cleared with your wife's approval.

I think it is only one of the two leagues that refuses to play

Dude, it's youth hockey. Don't get yourself worked up. Your bender will be in beer leagues in good time. Just let him play.

yea but those EHF club team bags are a great conversation starter in the Beer League locker rooms, trust me. "oh, what years did you play for _______ ? "yea, I played for ________. "

and in the meantime, they are at the bottom end of their beer league team, just like they were bottom end of their EHF team ten years earlier.

By the way the _______ usually means "Top Gun"

Dude?

Dude!