I have a no trade clause
Reminds me back in the day when the Terriers and the Rangers were merged and players were moved to different teams after signing. My kids teammates went from a good team that won the EHF Peewee minor and playing and practicing in Rockland to playing on a weak team with a bad coach and playing in Canton and practicing in Brockton... Great times.
Is there a salary cap too?
How about trading coaches - I'm sure most parents would LOVE that.
I have some Beaver Pelts to trade...
This would be awesome. Imagine how nuts it would be to be traded off a "Q" qualifying team ???? There would be payoffs, law suits, slashed tires, mothers fighting at the rinks (hair pulling included), and an unprecedented amounts of "F" bombs screamed at coaches. Good times
J_esus, what did the old man trade for these a$$holes, a used puck bag?