My T1 son has been asked to start practicing and playing with our organization's elite team. The T1 Mom's are hot and love to wear tight leggings with high leather boots. The elite Mom's are lumpy and bring cow bells to games.

I played hockey at an elite prep school, but I couldn't walk-on my D3 school freshman year because I enjoyed pounding Natty Ices and ordering Dominoes late night. So, I don't have the best experience with these sort of things.

Suggestions?