12. The Islander - Inhabitants of Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket who occasionally come "off island" to play in a tournament. Because of alcohol poisoning, they can't grasp the concept that most girl town programs only have one team per age bracket. They immediately cry foul when they play against other town programs who happen to have a couple "select" girls mixed in. They are hopeful the whaling industry makes a comeback and are asking Santa for a new scallop rake.