Definitely a gross misconduct, worse than spitting on someone. First order of business would be to call someone up from the minors to beat him so that he has to have his jaw wired shut.
Positive K that is an interesting hypothesis. I will try it on my teacher tomorrow. She is very cranky lately I think her husband was also arrested for licking like Brad Marchand and she is depressed as a result. Not unsimilar to all the depression EHF Tier 1 parents face when they tell people their kid plays EHF and the person has the audacity to ask Tier 1 or Elite. Jerks.