You are a ****ty parent living vicariously through your child if:
(1)You yell skate constantly
(2)You yell hit him constantly
(3)You berate your child after games/practices even though they are already better at hockey than you are at anything
(4)You harass refs
(5)You yell out penalties and offsides
(6)You have your 200lb 12 year old playing hockey instead of football
(7)You don't teach your child to play the game the right way and to be coachable
You are a ****ty parent living vicariously through your child if:
(1)You yell skate constantly
(2)You yell hit him constantly
(3)You berate your child after games/practices even though they are already better at hockey than you are at anything
(4)You harass refs
(5)You yell out penalties and offsides
(6)You have your 200lb 12 year old playing hockey instead of football
(7)You don't teach your child to play the game the right way and to be coachable
You are a ****ty parent living vicariously through your child if:
(1)You yell skate constantly
(2)You yell hit him constantly
(3)You berate your child after games/practices even though they are already better at hockey than you are at anything
(4)You harass refs
(5)You yell out penalties and offsides
(6)You have your 200lb 12 year old playing hockey instead of football
(7)You don't teach your child to play the game the right way and to be coachable
Happy start of the season to all except the above
What if you berate your child because they’re not playing hockey the right way and/or not being coachable? What if you berate the refs only when they are being absolute donkey’s? What if you have tourette’s and can’t help but throw your arm up everytime you see a kid fall on the ice? Do you allow for exceptions Mr. Bettman?
You are a ****ty parent living vicariously through your child if:
(1)You yell skate constantly
(2)You yell hit him constantly
(3)You berate your child after games/practices even though they are already better at hockey than you are at anything
(4)You harass refs
(5)You yell out penalties and offsides
(6)You have your 200lb 12 year old playing hockey instead of football
(7)You don\'t teach your child to play the game the right way and to be coachable
You are a ****ty parent living vicariously through your child if:
(1)You yell skate constantly
(2)You yell hit him constantly
(3)You berate your child after games/practices even though they are already better at hockey than you are at anything
(4)You harass refs
(5)You yell out penalties and offsides
(6)You have your 200lb 12 year old playing hockey instead of football
(7)You don\\\\\\\'t teach your child to play the game the right way and to be coachable
Happy start of the season to all except the above
Don\'t be so hard on your wife
I do go hard on my wife that's why she isn't running off to hockey tournaments alone like yours.
You are a ****ty parent living vicariously through your child if:
(1)You yell skate constantly
(2)You yell hit him constantly
(3)You berate your child after games/practices even though they are already better at hockey than you are at anything
(4)You harass refs
(5)You yell out penalties and offsides
(6)You have your 200lb 12 year old playing hockey instead of football
(7)You don\\\\\\\'t teach your child to play the game the right way and to be coachable
Happy start of the season to all except the above
Don\'t be so hard on your wife
You can make excuses all you want but you are still a dbag
You are a ****ty parent living vicariously through your child if:
(1)You yell skate constantly
(2)You yell hit him constantly
(3)You berate your child after games/practices even though they are already better at hockey than you are at anything
(4)You harass refs
(5)You yell out penalties and offsides
(6)You have your 200lb 12 year old playing hockey instead of football
(7)You don\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t teach your child to play the game the right way and to be coachable
Happy start of the season to all except the above
Don\\\'t be so hard on your wife
You can make excuses all you want but you are still a dbag
You are a ****ty parent living vicariously through your child if:
(1)You yell skate constantly
(2)You yell hit him constantly
(3)You berate your child after games/practices even though they are already better at hockey than you are at anything
(4)You harass refs
(5)You yell out penalties and offsides
(6)You have your 200lb 12 year old playing hockey instead of football
(7)You don't teach your child to play the game the right way and to be coachable
Happy start of the season to all except the above
Did you just copy and paste the straight from Railers handbook?