| Answers |
Votes |
Percent |
| 1. |
|
Helping Dave move |
1 |
2% |
| 2. |
|
Solving the world energy crisis, one non-sent-IP-packet at a time |
3 |
7% |
| 3. |
|
Sitting on its lazy butt |
4 |
10% |
| 4. |
|
Helping King Kong move |
3 |
7% |
| 5. |
|
I am King Kong. I do not move. |
4 |
10% |
| 6. |
|
Uh, I'm one of the 95% of visitors who don't read this site on a regular basis. What's going on? Furthermore, what's all this stuff with King Kong? |
16 |
39% |
| 7. |
|
WHY DID YOU GO DOWN WITHOUT ANY #%*^ING NOTICE?!! I CAME HERE EVERY #%*^ING DAY FOR TWO YEARS FOR ZIPPITY-DOO-DAH! THIS IS THE LAST #%*^ING TIME I WAS GOING TO DO THAT BEFORE I CLEARED IT OUT OF MY BOOKMARKS AND YOU START POSTING ALL THESE #%*^ING PAGES! |
2 |
5% |
| 8. |
|
I am eleven years old and I don't know what the metasyntactic "#%*^" refers to. Alternatively, I am a professional COPPA plaintiff who wants to buy his third yacht on the basis of filing a bankrupting frivolous lawsuit against NIOF over people responding |
5 |
12% |
| 9. |
|
NIOF got overloaded with a Vietnam mentality of being unable to abandon anything they started and is now returning to their core competencies while trying to learn PHP so that most of this stuff can be automated. |
1 |
2% |
| 10. |
|
Whaddaya mean, NIOF? It's Stewart's fault, and why are you trying to put a positive or humorous spin on an enormous, embarrassing failure? You should be apologizing profusely, or at least going somewhere to die. And if you choose dying, I wouldn't mind a |
2 |
5% |
