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Re: Worlds most interesting player...

When he scores on you, you keep the puck.

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

Joe Thorton is jealous of his beard

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

Claude doesn't bench him for scoring .......

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He's on the PK, even for his own penalties.

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He turned down a spot on Boston Advantage...two years in a row.

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plays all 5 positions....at the same time.

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

Chuck Norris learned to skate... From Him

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

He earns a shutout but makes no saves.

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When he drops the gloves , his opponent picks them up

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He won the pulitzer prize in literature - for giving his autograph.

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After he knocks your teeth out, he does reconstructive surgery in the locker room after the game.

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Phil Pritchard is the keeper of his protective cup.

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Don Cherry calls him Grapes

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

He sharpens his own skates...with his tongue.

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

He assists his own goals.

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At tryouts, he cuts the coach.

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When they play the anthem everyone faces him.

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When he gets a penalty, he scores a shorthanded goal.

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He skates on unfrozen ponds

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played in the E9 AND the FED...at the same time.

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Anon
played in the E9 AND the FED...at the same time.
Weak. Kids do actually do this, BTW.

If you're going to show up this late to the party, you better be bringing craft brews, not Bud Lite Lime.

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The first time he got a Gordie Howe hat trick, Gordie Howe called it the Jonathon Goldsmith hat trick...

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His parents don't pound on the glass during the game, HE pounds on the glass during the game

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When he ices the park, the face-off is in the other teams end.

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When he's involved in a 3 on 1, he does more than score goals...

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Played for both teams, at the same time, on same shifts two years ago in the much-hyped 02 Kings - BA matchup!

Was +2 on the day for the Kings and even for BA!

After the game played beach volleyball!

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

i was trying to think of something witty but you really can't beat "Lord Stanley drinks from HIS cup" so why try!!

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When he chose his hockey number Wayne Gretzky thanked HIM for choosing #99

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

he goes on the d board and criticizes parents

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

He's not always on the dboard but when he is, he has most intelligence.

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He's sorry your dad got cut

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When he gets a fighting major, Lady Byng goes to the box

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He once scored "bar down" on a drop pass

Re: Worlds most interesting player...

even DR let's him play a shift...

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Sharks dedicate a week to him

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He will beat you on the ice, then you will beat him off.

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He may not always toe drag but when he does, tigers roll over like helpless kittens.