When they play the anthem everyone faces him.
When he gets a penalty, he scores a shorthanded goal.
He skates on unfrozen ponds
played in the E9 AND the FED...at the same time.
The first time he got a Gordie Howe hat trick, Gordie Howe called it the Jonathon Goldsmith hat trick...
His parents don't pound on the glass during the game, HE pounds on the glass during the game
When he ices the park, the face-off is in the other teams end.
When he's involved in a 3 on 1, he does more than score goals...
Played for both teams, at the same time, on same shifts two years ago in the much-hyped 02 Kings - BA matchup!
Was +2 on the day for the Kings and even for BA!
After the game played beach volleyball!
i was trying to think of something witty but you really can't beat "Lord Stanley drinks from HIS cup" so why try!!
When he chose his hockey number Wayne Gretzky thanked HIM for choosing #99
he goes on the d board and criticizes parents
He's not always on the dboard but when he is, he has most intelligence.
He's sorry your dad got cut
When he gets a fighting major, Lady Byng goes to the box
He once scored "bar down" on a drop pass
even DR let's him play a shift...
Sharks dedicate a week to him
He will beat you on the ice, then you will beat him off.
He may not always toe drag but when he does, tigers roll over like helpless kittens.