i was trying to think of something witty but you really can't beat "Lord Stanley drinks from HIS cup" so why try!!
When he chose his hockey number Wayne Gretzky thanked HIM for choosing #99
he goes on the d board and criticizes parents
He's not always on the dboard but when he is, he has most intelligence.
He's sorry your dad got cut
When he gets a fighting major, Lady Byng goes to the box
He once scored "bar down" on a drop pass
even DR let's him play a shift...
Sharks dedicate a week to him
He will beat you on the ice, then you will beat him off.
He may not always toe drag but when he does, tigers roll over like helpless kittens.