My only question is: Where was Cap A and her Ghostbusters "It's All About the Kids" car when all of this was going on?
Maybe that's why she vacated the DBoard... Makes sense. As big of a conspiracy theory as the whole 'Deflategate the Patriots Were Innocent' Tin Hat wearing weirdos.
The OP wrote "This has to be one of the worst things I've ever read in hockey"
I guess the OP never read Cap's Philosophical Thoughts on the old DBoard.