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I think the magic of voice would really bring this thread to life...
Imagine if you will, the same thread. But replace "deck" with an Australian accent "deeyek". Becomes much more interesting.
I suspect it would be just as riveting as live barn in your bedroom. I seriously feel bad for you wife !