I'm currently tallying votes for this year's Hot Hockey Mom Allstar Team. Please cast your vote by posting her child's birth year and team name. Extra credit for a brief description of her measurements, hair color, go-to rink attire, and morals.

Dude…you have major issues. And trust me, that’s coming from someone with major problems.

Agreed, sounds like his mummie is not yummy!

you need a sliding scale by birthyear, we can't have the bantam moms competing with mite development moms.

Learn to skate Moms on the north s**** really give you that gritty feeling of last nights local bar combined with early morning spin class. It’s really a win win.

Looks like fat Karen got her Dunkin’ Donuts stained grey sweatpants all in a bunch over this thread!

Yummy Mummies are the only good thing about my kid being on a rainbow team!

I bet the Wellesley mite 1 team is looking pretty good. Well kept ambitious women or trophy wives. Not like some of these water Buffalo I see hoofin it around the gallant.

This post is lame with out photos. Just sayin.

Maybe you could start a Hockey mom category on Chatterbate!!!!!

Up until this year it has annually been known as - "Mommies with the best bummies" or "Mummies with the best bummies"

Just team and year.