Coaches why dont you slip when walking on the ice? Is there a specific type of shoe that allows for maximum grip? I'm serious cause I fell on my **** Sunday and still hurting!

Problem solved……grow a set!

Fake news Joe! I've got the biggest...no possibly the largest..balls the world has never seen before. 2024 will be the reckoning we've all been waiting for starting with your crackhead of a son. Mark my words!

Donny, do you nowe wear I can get my GED? I'm hoping I kood get really smart at Trump University.

Stop wearing heels.

After the game ends, the ice is all chewed up. It's easy to walk on the ice. Try it right after an ice cut and you are gambling with your tailbone.