lol Deirdre.
ex has wandering eye.. wants what he can't have kinda guy.. think though he needs a woman that screws with his brain.. sounds like your ex's BEAST? :) does just that. takes one to know one I guess huh? one big brain screw (you mention the dik-le$$ word).. perhaps it's the big BRAIN SCR3W they so seek. WHAT EVER.
It feels good not being swallowed up in the $hiT anymore..
(I've posted in past here/ just have to change my name to conceal my identity.. from JERK ABUSER EX H.)
your post made me laugh.. it's much better being away from the games these jerks play.